Making a snail
This song is the type of song you only sing on a camp or when you are extremely bored. The music and lyrics are ©2001 by Trent Hasson and Toman Bradley. Please do not copy or use them in any way without the appropriate permission. Feel free to sing along until you go insane. If you find anything else that rhymes with snail please tell me.
You can sing along to the MIDI by clicking here.
Or if you are feeling bold you can download the MP3 kindly provided by Mr Jordan Marson.
Making a snail, making a snail, making a snail, making a snail, making a snail, making a snail, making a snail, I am making a snail.
I'm caught in a gale, caught in a gale, caught in a gale, caught in a gale, caught in a gale, caught in a gale, caught in a gale, I am caught in a gale.
Well I've got new mail, I've got new mail, I've got new mail, I've got new mail, I've got new mail, I've got new mail, I've got new mail, well I've got some new mail.
A song will prevail, song will prevail, song will prevail, song will prevail, song will prevail, song will prevail, song will prevail, yes a song will prevail.
There's hay in a bale, hay in a bale, hay in a bale, hay in a bale, hay in a bale, hay in a bale, hay in a bale, there is hay in a bale.
See I have no tail, I have no tail, I have no tail, I have no tail, I have no tail, I have no tail, I have no tail, see that I have no tail.
I'm playing a scale, playing a scale, playing a scale, playing a scale, playing a scale, playing a scale, playing a scale, I am playing a scale.
Well I speak in braille, I speak in braille, I speak in braille, I speak in braille, I speak in braille, I speak in braille, I speak in braille, oh well I speak in braille.
I'm gutting a whale, gutting a whale, gutting a whale, gutting a whale, gutting a whale, gutting a whale, gutting a whale, I am gutting a whale.
Some milk in a pail, milk in a pail, milk in a pail, milk in a pail, milk in a pail, milk in a pail, milk in a pail, there is milk in a pail.
So eastwards we sail, eastwards we sail, eastwards we sail, eastwards we sail, eastwards we sail, eastwards we sail, eastwards we sail, it is eastwards we sail.
We're walking a trail, walking a trail, walking a trail, walking a trail, walking a trail, walking a trail, walking a trail, we are walking a trail.
I'll grind on a rail, grind on a rail, grind on a rail, grind on a rail, grind on a rail, grind on a rail, grind on a rail, I will grind on a rail.
Been hit with a flail, hit with a flail, hit with a flail, hit with a flail, hit with a flail, hit with a flail, hit with a flail, I've been hit with a flail.
I'm drinking some ale, drinking some ale, drinking some ale, drinking some ale, drinking some ale, drinking some ale, drinking some ale, I am drinking some ale.
He's eating a quail, eating a quail, eating a quail, eating a quail, eating a quail, eating a quail, eating a quail, he is eating a quail.
Some jeans are on sale, jeans are on sale, jeans are on sale, jeans are on sale, jeans are on sale, jeans are on sale, jeans are on sale, some blue jeans are on sale.
It's Aunt Abigail, Aunt Abigail, Aunt Abigail, Aunt Abigail, Aunt Abigail, Aunt Abigail, Aunt Abigail, it is Aunt Abigail.
I'm put into jail, put into jail, put into jail, put into jail, put into jail, put into jail, put into jail, I got put into jail.
Well first I inhale, first I inhale, first I inhale, first I inhale, first I inhale, first I inhale, first I inhale, I think first I inhale.
Well then I exhale, then I exhale, then I exhale, then I exhale, then I exhale, then I exhale, then I exhale, I think then I exhale.
She's whacking a nail, whacking a nail, whacking a nail, whacking a nail, whacking a nail, whacking a nail, whacking a nail, she is whacking a nail.
Some ice made of shale, ice made of shale, ice made of shale, ice made of shale, ice made of shale, ice made of shale, ice made of shale, this is ice made of shale.
Yuck this air is stale, this air is stale, this air is stale, this air is stale, this air is stale, this air is stale, this air is stale, oh yuck this air is stale.
Help I'm old and frail, I'm old and frail, I'm old and frail, I'm old and frail, I'm old and frail, I'm old and frail, I'm old and frail, help me I'm old and frail.
